To the EditorJune 11, 1992
Dear Sir or Madam, as the case may be:
I picked up the June issue of your magazine at the newsstand, and believe
me, when I saw the headline on the cover, I dropped it like a hot potatoe.
My little Peter passes by that newsstand daily, and if you think that I want my little Peter exposed to that kind of trash, you have another think coming, young lady (yes, I know who you are).
In the future, please keep your advice and your “morals” to yourselves,
Priscilla P, Phunn
cc: Vice President of the United States, M. (Moral) Danforth Quayle
His wife, the very moral Marilyn Quayle