(Tune of Brady Bunch Show Theme)
Here’s the story of a man named Neal
Living in Chelsea, an apartment of his own
Generous, kind, funny and lover of the arts,
But he was all alone.

Here’s the story of a man named Andy,
Living in Clinton Hill, an apartment of his own
Creative, smart, fun, fan of Barbra and of Bette
But he was all alone.

‘Till the one day when they had their first time meeting
It was mutual friends who set these fine gents up
Who would know that in 2 years, nine months later
We’d be at their NUP!

Ingall and Hoffman, Hoffman and Ingall
La, La, La,
Let’s sing, Brit Ahava.

(From Oliver)
Food, Glorious Food
Oh how they love to cook it
One is part carnivore
The other, vegetarian diet.

Just picture a great big steak
Topped high with TOFU
Oh, food, wonderful food, marvelous food, glorious food.
 

This one is about my brother Neal,
(Tune of Sunshine Day)
I think I’ll go for a walk outside now
The sun is out , calling my name
Oops I forgot
I just can’t play outside all day
I gotta get wrapped head to toe
Get some shade or I’ll fade,
Everybody’s singing, Sunshine Day
Our brother Neal is, WHERE?
Under the umbrella,
It’s a sunshine day.
 
 

Andy, this one’s about you.
 

(To the tune of If I Had A Hammer)

I live with Felix, and my name is Oscar
Mess has been a problem, I’ve had all my life.
I’m messy in the morning,
I’m messy in the evening
My clothes are here, there and everywhere
It’s a way of life.
 
 
 
 

Friends, Friends, Friends,
They will always be
Whether in fare or in dark stormy weather
Neal and Andy, forever together

Let’s drink a toast to Neal and Andy
Tomorrow their union will be
Let’s drink a toast to Neal and Andy
They’re in love, Oh can’t you see!

Oh, how we love them, our brother’s both of them
They’re GRAND, so please let us stand!

TO NEAL AND ANDY, we wish you a life full of love and happiness always!